Our product is called... drumroll please: c̷͇͔̠̭̈́̈̐̍͗̒̓̂̍̂͘̕͝o̴̡̨̪̲̠͕̍͊͝r̴̯̯̪̩̄̎͋͛͑̌̓̒͑͑͝ñ̶̟̞̠̋̊̀͌̆̌͒̎̂͐̐̂͒m̸̦̼̟͖̤̝͓̜̔͐͗́̒̇̏́͋̾́̽̽̑̍͜a̸̛͔͕̠͙̱̣̽̈́͂̊̽̅̏͜͝ṇ̸̠̥͍̣̊͗̇̓̌̅́͊̿̈́͊̂̚̚̚ͅ
He will tell you Corny jokes.
- He will amaze you... you fantasize him
- You'll fall for him
- He will be your step-father
- I cant escape
- ḧ̶̡͕̜̬̗̬͕́̄̂͜͜ͅe̸̢̨̼͓͉̣̝̹̳̙̬͓̪̠̝͊͋̈́̀̐̑̚l̷̘̯̙̣̥͓̝̰͓͔͈̘̔̆̅̾̈́͌̾͐̃͆̔͠p̸̢̠̠͔̠͎̬̻̝̑͑͋̕͘͜͝
I was once asked, "How would you describe Cornman?" I thought about it, and concluded that Cornman is beyond description.